A Tale of Two Authoresses: Chapter Two

So, where we last left our heroes various...people...and...things...
We were gonna go to Luke's house for dinner.
Once again collab with KuroGalaxy14, the awesome person thing. 

I'd like to apologise in advance to Luke's dad, who makes a cameo appearance. Mr. Curtis, I do not think you are actually a troll-dad. At least, not ALL of the time. I think you're rather awesome and I'm honoured to have you as a character. In fact, Luke, don't let your dad read this because he probably will get really confused and have a strange craving for Chinese food and trail mix.

I know. I know. You're confused. I'm sorry. Just read on. 
WE LOVE YALL

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Galaxy:*singing loudly* THE PHAAAAAANTOOOM OF THE OPERA IS HEEEEEERE!!

Luke: NO GHOSTS ALLOWED IN THE HOUSE *sprays bugspray on Galaxy*

Galaxy:*eeps and sprays hairspray everywhere before holding up a match*

Gingka: Galaxy, no! *takes match*

Luke: *crying and acting as a human shield for his flowers*

Masamune: WHEN WE GONNA EAT

Gingka: That's what I was wondering, but then SOMEONE decided to light the oven on fire.

Madoka:... Isn't it supposed to be on fire?

Madeleine: *shakes head* Why do I get the feeling this is not gonna end well

Luke: *hiding flowers in the closet* This is your fault! You're the one playing me!

Tetsuya: I SHALL SAVE THE CRAB!

Gingka:... But that was dinner!

Tetsuya: Not anymore, you cannibals!

Luke: That was my PET CRAB IT IS NOT FOR COOKING

Luke: *frantically rushing around trying to childproof the house*

Gingka: Hey Masamune! Still got those gophers?

Masamune: Sh-shut up!

Madeleine: *starts video camera* Hi everyone, welcome to Cooking with Dorks. Today we'll be  attempting a strictly crab-free casserole.

Galaxy: ... Does that mean we can't eat Tetsuya?

Gingka: O.o When in the world did you get so creepy?!

Madeleine: Galaxy, just...go crush up some cornflakes for the topping

Masamune: Hey, look! A really expensive oriental vase from three hundred years ago in the

MingJungYangChung dynasty! Let's play football with it!

Luke: *shrieking*

Da Xiang: NO. *takes vase from Masamune and whacks him on the head*

Masamune: *whining*

Luke: *faints with relief*

Levi: *appears and pours milk tea on Luke to revive him*

Madeleine: NOO HES LACTOS INTOLERANT *drops video camera*

Da Xiang: You will not play 'football' with this ancient artifact! Use the Sphinx's nose instead!

Madeleine: *retrieves video camera* why don't you all just go sit down and play Clue while Luke

and Levi and I make dinner

Galaxy: Oh, Clue! I shall win!

Gingka: Nuh-uh! I'm going to win!

Madoka:.. Guys, can we decide who wins when we actually win?

Madeleine: *starts filming*

Luke: You mean I hAVE TO WORK WITH THIS MUNCHKIN

Levi: LIKE I WANTED TO COOK IN THE FIRST PLACE

Madoka: Oh, for the love of Beyblade. I'll cook!

Levi + Luke: *scowls at Madoka* bossyboots

Madeleine + Masamune: *starts chanting* Casserole

Madoka: Shut up, Masamune. I don't even know what's in the kitchen yet.*goes into kitchen*

Madeleine: *films Madoka eagerly* She's going into the pantry...what will she find?!

Masamune: I killed Professor Nonplussed in the Living Room *overturns Clue box and makes a huge mess*

Madoka: *shrieks* *finding the body of Professor Nonplussed in the pantry* Why did you put him in the pantry?! Masamune!!!

Masamune: Gah! I thought it was just a game!

Luke: No, that's just my dad. Come out of there Dad

Luke's Dad: I found trail mix

Madeleine: *applaudes*

Madoka:*dying of fright on the floor*

Gingka: Masamune! Luke's Dad! You killed her!

Luke's Dad: *revives Madoka by sprinkling trail mix in an alchemical symbol on her head*

Luke: What was that, dad?!

Luke's dad: No jk it was just a circle lol

Madoka:*blinks*

Gingka:*eats trail mix*

Madeleine: Forget this. There's too much fainting in this chapter. Let's order Chinese food

Da Xian: Humph. Lo Mein was invented by you nasty American people

Galaxy:*dies dramatically* You shall pay, Da XIang!*locks him inside a bouncy house*

Madeline: *accidentally turns into a unicorn and punctures the bouncy house with her horn*

Madeleine: whoops

Chi Yun: You have killed the bouncy house. Chi Yun will have REVENGE!

Luke: Will Chi Yun take a Snickers instead?

Levi: You're not you when you're hungry

Chi Yun: Chi Yun will not take a snickers instead! I shall have revenge!

Madeleine: *bucks and kicks Chi Yun in the face*

Luke: *feeds Madeleine a carrot*

Madeleine: "Neigh"

Chi Yun: *charges*

Madeleine: *faints*

Luke: Okay seriously no more fainting guys

Chinese food: *arrives*

Chi Yun:*faints*

Gingka:*blinks*

Madeleine: *turns back into a human* lol jk

Luke: Let's just eat this food before Chinese Napoleon wakes up and demands justice